sickenedxnomore:

This is literally the entire premise of this show.

winsomemisfit:

shadetastic:

you can have FOUR

not at the same time

winsomemisfit:

shadetastic:

you can have FOUR

not at the same time

terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

fallontonight:

inranks:

fallontonight:

Jimmy reads his favorite fan-submitted #AwkwardBreakup tweets!

"Neither of us knew what to do so we high fived"

That break up ended kind of nice, right? Everyone loves a high five. 

sorelatable:

i would rather share it with her mom

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knightscrest:

man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

asdfghjkl-pudding:

One of my favourite parts of Ib

acid-and-anime:

Aoba Episode 1:
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Aoba Episode 3:
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My prediction of Aoba in the final episode:
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baby: dd d dde..dd-da
dad: daddy? :)
baby: desu
dad: its a fucking weeb
infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

girlscout:

Look at my arm right there.  You see that?  I got that when I was 18 years old, and I’ll tell you something: I regret it, cause this tattoo don’t come off.  I have a tattoo of a cow’s head because I loved that cheese then.  So I get the cow, and I go in there and I’m a little drunk… and I said, “Gimme that cow head from that cheese, I love that cheese… ” And now I have a cow, a cheese cow on my arm, Brendan.  Don’t get a tattoo, that’s what I’m telling you.  Play soccer.  Brendan, take a look at my chest.  You know what that is right there?  That’s the woman from the Chiquita Banana.  I got that tattooed on my chest.  I am an idiot.  I’ve got trademarked products all over my body.  It’s like going to a market.  Because I was drunk one night.  Don’t live like me.

girlscout:

Look at my arm right there.  You see that?  I got that when I was 18 years old, and I’ll tell you something: I regret it, cause this tattoo don’t come off.  I have a tattoo of a cow’s head because I loved that cheese then.  So I get the cow, and I go in there and I’m a little drunk… and I said, “Gimme that cow head from that cheese, I love that cheese… ” And now I have a cow, a cheese cow on my arm, Brendan.  Don’t get a tattoo, that’s what I’m telling you.  Play soccer.  Brendan, take a look at my chest.  You know what that is right there?  That’s the woman from the Chiquita Banana.  I got that tattooed on my chest.  I am an idiot.  I’ve got trademarked products all over my body.  It’s like going to a market.  Because I was drunk one night.  Don’t live like me.

trippingontripto:

please watch this stellar video of king corn