If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
so i discovered that dipper’s VA jason ritter has a vine today
SOMEONE PLEASE ANIMATE DIPPER SAYING THIS
homie knows his convention scene
I had to…
remember when homestuck was about kids playing passive-aggressive games with their guardians
party in aisle 15
when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
Favourite photo I took very late last night - Abney Park and Steam Powered Giraffe - together at last!
A most epic occasion!